From the 11/6 Citizen Poll

“Coming next fall to a theater near you. The Three Stooges leave town. Show times 7 a.m., 7 p.m. Three men come to town one day and tried and help out. We thought they were painters because they tried to paint a pretty picture. Soon we realized that we were wrong. Oden, Nesbitt and Haynes (sounds like a law firm) really need some help. One needed a hearing aid because he does not listen. One needs an eye test — he can’t see! The other needs a muzzle. They did not listen to the citizens of Rockdale County. The hearing aid is on back-order. The eye exam was cancelled and we could not find a muzzle big enough to fit! It will soon be over. The dog and pony show is near the end. Thank you Jeff and Janice for standing up for us. Be strong. This film has been rated R equals ‘Ridiculous No one was hurt during this film except for the people of Rockdale County.’”